> > > > This is probably the funniest date story ever, first
> >
> > date or not!
> >
> > This was on the "Tonight Show" with Jay Leno. Jay
> >
> > went into the audience to find the most embarrassing first
> >
> > date that a woman ever had. The winner described her
> >
> > worst first date experience. There was absolutely no question
> >
> > as to why her tale took the prize!
> >
> >
> >
> > She said it was midwinter... snowing and quite cold... and the guy
had taken
> > her skiing in the
> >
> > mountains outside Salt Lake City, Utah. It was a day trip (no
overnight).
> > They were strangers,
> >
> > after all, and truly had never met before. The outing was fun but
relatively
> > uneventful until they
> >
> > were headed home late that afternoon. They were driving back down
the
> > mountain, when she
> >
> > gradually began to realize that she should not have had that extra
latte.
> > They were about an hour
> >
> > away from anywhere with a rest room and in the middle of nowhere!
Her
> > companion suggested
> >
> > she try to hold it, which she did for a while. Unfortunately,
because of
> > the heavy snow and slow
> >
> > going, there came a point where she told him that he had better stop
and let
> > her pee beside the
> >
> > road, or it would be the front seat of his car. They stopped and she
quickly
> > crawled out beside
> >
> > the car, yanked her pants down and started. In the deep snow she
didn't have
> > good footing, so
> >
> > she let her butt rest against the rear fender to steady herself.
Her
> > companion stood on the side
> >
> > of the car watching for traffic and indeed was a real gentleman and
> > refrained from peeking. All
> >
> > she could think about was the relief she felt despite the rather
> > embarrassing nature of the
> >
> > situation. Upon finishing however, she soon became aware of another
> > sensation. As she bent to pull
> >
> > up her pants, the young lady discovered her buttocks were firmly
glued
> > against the car's fender.
> >
> > Thoughts of tongues frozen to pump handles immediately came to mind
as she
> > attempted to
> >
> > disengage her flesh from the icy metal. It was quickly apparent that
she had
> > a brand new problem due
> >
> > to the extreme cold. Horrified by her plight and yet aware of the
humor. of
> > the moment, she
> >
> > answered her date's concerns about "what is taking so long" with a
reply
> > that indeed, she was "freezing
> >
> > her butt off and in need of some assistance!" He came around the car
as she
> > tried to cover herself with
> >
> > her sweater and then, as she looked imploringly into his eyes, he
burst out
> > laughing. She too, got the
> >
> > giggles and when they finally managed to compose themselves, they
assessed
> > her dilemma. Obviously,
> >
> > as hysterical as the situation was, they also were faced with a real
problem
> > both agreed it would take
> >
> > something hot to free her chilly cheeks from the grip of the icy
metal!
> > Thinking about what had gotten her
> >
> > into the predicament in the first place, both quickly realized that
there
> > was only one way to get her free.
> >
> > So, as she looked the other way, her first-time date proceeded to
unzip his
> > pants and pee her butt off the
> >
> > fender. As the audience screamed in laughter, she took the Tonight
Show
> > prize hands down... or perhaps
> >
> > that should be "pants down." And you thought your first date was
> > embarrassing. Jay Leno's comment,
> >
> > "This gives a whole new meaning to being p/o'd."